A shitty boyband. They themselves aren't bad, but it is their unbearable fangirls who will deny to the grave that 5 seconds of summer is a boyband. The main argument is that they play their own instruments so that disqualifies them from boyband status, which of course is false. Also more annoying is the imaginary link that has been made with this boyband, and real punk rock bands. They and their fanbase like to wear classic punk rock t-shirts, although most of them have no fucking idea what they are wearing.
Fangirl: "I love 5 Seconds of Summer!!!"
Me: "Do you also love The Misfits, since you are wearing the Crimson Ghost?"
Fangirl: "Isn't The Misfits a clothing brand?"
Me: "Please take off that shirt and proceed to set yourself on fire."
Me: "Do you also love The Misfits, since you are wearing the Crimson Ghost?"
Fangirl: "Isn't The Misfits a clothing brand?"
Me: "Please take off that shirt and proceed to set yourself on fire."
by Leroy Sid December 22, 2014
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Guy 1: Yo dude did you see Becky bend over?
Guys 2: Yeah man, you could see her submerged Whale!
Guy 1: Submerged Whale?
Guys 2: The next best thing to a Whale Tale, when you can see her underwear outline!
Guys 1: Ohhh!
Guys 2: Yeah man, you could see her submerged Whale!
Guy 1: Submerged Whale?
Guys 2: The next best thing to a Whale Tale, when you can see her underwear outline!
Guys 1: Ohhh!
by ImCBass December 15, 2013
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Behavior often characterized in people with a summer break where the individual would start sleeping five o' clock in the morning and wake up two in the afternoon, because they simply and quite frankly don't give a damn.
Also known as Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorder in the real world where people still don't really give a damn.
Also known as Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorder in the real world where people still don't really give a damn.
Joe's (Summer Nocturnality Syndrome Patient) Typical Day:
Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Eat dinner
Step 3: Sleep
Repeat.
Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Eat dinner
Step 3: Sleep
Repeat.
by zebracanon June 26, 2010
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Mark: Yo Staysie, my girl gave me a Sumerian Footjob last night.
Staysie: How'd it go?
Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.
Staysie: How'd it go?
Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.
by SepticHornet February 27, 2018
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