a voting system in which two candidates from different parties are voted for. May also be used as an attributive adjective, as in a split-vote system.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 30, 2015
A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.
Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
by BonesTheWendigo July 30, 2021
When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
by grandpahomewrecker August 7, 2021
Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?
Coworker 2: In between
Coworker: In between who?
Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
Coworker 2: In between
Coworker: In between who?
Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
by Slavid November 5, 2021
When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.
by sxross1 July 1, 2012
To beat up
Davis: Don't touch me, my nigga!
Tyrone: Boy you ain't gone do shit.
Davis: Bro, on my shit, don't fucking touch me. Otherwise I'm gonna split 'cho ass right here.
Tyrone: Boy you ain't gone do shit.
Davis: Bro, on my shit, don't fucking touch me. Otherwise I'm gonna split 'cho ass right here.
by big_mikevq November 15, 2017