split body

When the dick so good you feel like you have been split in half
Man I got major split body last night
by Longdickstyleyouhoe November 29, 2019
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Nuggee Split

When you are drunk or blazed and buy a 10 or 20 piece chicken nugget to split between two people.
We would like two five piece nugget, oh wait make that a ten piece nuggee split!
by ElCompanjero February 21, 2016
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banana split delight

The intimate act of attaching a peeled banana to the male’s cock and having his partner chew it up into a mush, and then surrounding the cock in it. The couple then proceeds to have sex in any position they prefer with the mush then spreading out inside of the woman’s vagina.
Woman: “We had some amazing bananas yesterday night, they tasted amazing on my husband’s cock, and had great texture for my insides. Best banana split delight ever.”
by Doublecolany January 23, 2025
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Splitted

The act of pre-splitting one long graduation line into two separate lines, prior to everyone losing their minds.
The graduation lines have already been splitted.
by Ekim Snilloc May 08, 2019
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Split the baby

It is crazy that you will deny yourself justice just to prevent me from getting it.
Hym "Really. You trying to split the baby on literally every issue is crazy. Cite the lesbian who pretended to be a man."
by Hym Iam June 05, 2025
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splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other wordstriggered
shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans
by fizzabelle January 03, 2018
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Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"
by Vari the Vampire November 07, 2023
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