by T1mmothy April 10, 2016
by bob the duck March 25, 2004
hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!
trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
man you were going mack 10 speed when you saw the police man :friend. thanks man i had to keep it pushin... i was not going to jail son.
by fat money $ April 24, 2009
by Marsden2374 September 16, 2008
Internet that costs twice as much as regular speed, and yet you still have to wait an hour for those songs you want to finish downloading.
Even though we just had the house wired with wireless, high-speed internet, it is still taking an hour to download two songs.
by 2coo4skoo January 18, 2005
The speed at which the car in front of you is traveling which assures you'll get caught by the upcoming traffic light.
Passenger: Do you think we'll make it through the upcoming green light before it changes?
Driver: Nope, the idiot in front of me is going light speed.
Driver: Nope, the idiot in front of me is going light speed.
by Valet Parking Hater January 21, 2015