Spank demes are amazing!
Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.
Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.
Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.
Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.
by GaylorOrJamoosee October 11, 2017
Get the Spank demesmug. When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.
I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.
by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023
Get the mental spankingmug. Spanked - often used to describe the spending habits of your wife or girlfriend.
The term refers to the spending of money you thought was in the bank and is an amalgamation of the two words.
Spending and banked = Spanked
The term refers to the spending of money you thought was in the bank and is an amalgamation of the two words.
Spending and banked = Spanked
'Babe tell me you haven't Spanked the money again?'.
OR
'Don't tell me you've gone and spanked everything away again?'
OR
'Don't tell me you've gone and spanked everything away again?'
by Mutant Brewing June 20, 2018
Get the Spankedmug. It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!
by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024
Get the Doodleberg crank and spankmug. Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
Get the Spanking your Monkeymug. Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.
Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."
Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."
by The Red Shit April 19, 2018
Get the Sad Spankmug. Person 1: Did you hear that Michael owns a spank bank?
Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion
Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion
by Spank master 2 February 1, 2021
Get the Spank bankmug.