Sneezetipated

When your nose feels constipated

OMG I can't sneeze it feels like my nose is constipated or should I say sneezetipated

by DrGigglyAss August 15, 2024

snez

Almost a sneeze but not quite and more funny sounding

He snezzed. Not a sneeze, a snez.

by bigsussiiboi October 5, 2023

sneezles

sneezing many times in a row/a condition causing wheasing

sneezles

by xdr5t3evq3q November 6, 2023

sneezin’s greetings

What you say in response to someone who sneezes around Christmas time. A wordplay on the expression “Season’s greetings.”

“AHCHOO!”

“Well, sneezin’s greetings to you too!”

by Dcstrutter December 18, 2023

sneezle

A type of dispenser that emulates the spray of a sneeze. A portmanteau word - sneeze and nozzle. Particularly used with relation to Glow 2 Show Hand Hygiene Training bottles.

The Glow 2 Show came with a normal nozzle and a sneezle

by TMac222 January 11, 2024

Sneezew

The act of sneezing on someone’s penis before or during a blow job

I gave him a sneezew before giving him head

by Almakat January 21, 2024

Sneeze button

What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)

*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*

Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"

Me: *hits the snooze button*

*ten minutes later*

*Morning alarm goes off again*

Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"

by Leopards14 December 6, 2023