Shawnee Mission South

A public school in Overland Park, KS.
Mascot: Raiders
Student Body: Primarily preppy, slutty, judgmental assholes. The guys are too sports obsessed and only focus on getting some surely STD infested ass.
The girls are pig-nosed, fake bake bitches, whose primary food source comes from inside the pants of the guy population.

Somewhere, lost amongst the crowd, are the few that are just trying to get by, and the only people actually worth talking to.

With such a diverse student body, you'd think that Shawnee Mission South would be filled with more accepting people. Not so, most of them are assholes.

by pooooopooooopooooopoooopooop November 18, 2010

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Southern Hitler

Another term for a soul patch, a small square patch of hair grown under a mans bottom lip.

That guy is sporting a southern hitler!

by Moody Pirate House June 7, 2009

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Southland Slammer

An intricate method for indulging in sex, drugs, and alcohol all at once. To perform a Southland Slammer, you must first fill a kiddie pool with beer (or any other alcoholic beverage), lay down one or more naked prostitutes within the concoction (however they best fit), then sprinkle cocaine (or any other powdered narcotic) on their bodies, and lick or snort it from their private areas (usually the breasts). The usage of higher-class alcoholic beverages, higher-grade narcotics, and/or higher-quality hookers may constitute an upgraded version of a Southland Slammer, known as a "Southland Slamfest".

Did you hear, Ernie? Our good friend Andrew is graduating from law school next week! We're gonna throw him one hell of a Southland Slammer (Southland Slamfest) at the local Best Western!

by HarrietHenowitz August 2, 2009

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South Side Shenanigans

A group of rowdy rednecks on the south end of columbus and obetz. Known for their shenanigans and drunk activities every weekend since 2005. One badass group.

south side shenanigans drunk rambling, bowling drunk, beer pong, smashing mailboxes, drunk fishing, DWI, stealing traffic cones, syrup and sprite

by fuckassdrunk February 7, 2010

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South Park

A REAL town in which no one believes is real if you say you have been/lived there. It's very run-down with one overpriced grocery store and one Pizza Hut that is just gross. It's located in Colorado, two hours away from Denver, and is full of mostly hicks.

"Dang, South Park is an awful place to go for vacation.

by CallMeAlice November 3, 2012

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South African Pistol Draw

To constantly have your pistol ready in your hand, to fend off murderous attackers. The South African Pistol Draw is not actually a "Draw" in the traditional sense, but rather a constant state of preparedness in an understandable and justified constant fear for your own life and the lives of your loved ones. Due to the high prevalence of violent crime in South Africa, not only is a gun a necessity; but constantly having the gun immediately available in your hand to fend off violent murderers is never a bad idea either.

Chad: "They broke into my uncle's house last night at gunpoint to murder him and rape his wife, but he "one upped" them with the South African Pistol draw!"
Vusi: "Lekker! Those fools had it coming."
Chad: "Yeah, apparently there are companies that specialize in cleaning up the mess at violent crime scenes..Big business, it happens so often."
Vusi: "Lucky your uncle knew the South African Pistol Draw, else they'd be scraping "his" brains off the walls and not the criminals.."
Chad: "Damn straight! ..And worse for my aunt.."

Kayleigh: "Guys, stop being so negatiiiiiive! This is a beautiful country and.."

Chad + Vusi: "Yes, yes, sunshine and rainbow nation! Blah blah bullshit.. It's not like the country has a Pistol Draw named after it or anything.. Right?"

by JohnDaniels May 14, 2015

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