snarf

SNARF: the consequence of neglecting to log out of one's facebook and leaving one's computer prey to attack; one's status is then "SNARFED"- (all caps is VERY important) to show one's dominance over another. The more "likes" and "comments" one receives, the higher the quality of the SNARF and the SNARFer. Remaining anonymous is of the utmost importance to keep the integrity of the SNARF. Also, deleting a SNARF is grounds for suspension or even expulsion from the SNARF family.

SNARF(verb) to eat; to drink; to like someone of the opposite sex; to sleep in; to refer to a previous snarf.

SNARF(noun): a food; a drink; a person of the opposite sex one likes; sleep; numchuck skills; the first president of the united states... of america.

SNARF(any other form of speech): simply as one intends for it to be used: can be positive or negative; cacophonous or euphonious; pejorative or ameliorative; black or white; reptilian or mammalian.

origin: the thunder cats character who resembles a cat

SNARF: Facebook User: SNARF SNARF SNARF!!!

Common responses- NOOOO!, I've been snarfed.

- Did you really just snarf me?

SNARF (verb): I'm about to go snarf, you wanna come?

-I'm just snarfin around right now, you?

SNARF (noun): How's the snarf tonight? Are you guys going to hang out?

by The Snarf December 20, 2010

snarget

(n.) One who picks targets in order to win at Scrabble.

"Daisy, a typical snarget, created the word fuzil in order to target Kathleen in a game of online Scrabble."

by Kathleen77 September 22, 2007

Snarfing

The act of farting in a hot tub and biting the bubble before it hits the surface

Ricky has been snarfing in the hot tub all night! He just snarfed the biggest fart bubble!

by shredanddestr0y September 18, 2012

snark

To accidentally get something lodged in your nasal cavity, after choking. Often occurs when swallowing food wrongly, or during puking, when food is shooting upwards into your mouth. The victim usually spends time making disgusting noises with their sinuses to get the rogue item out of their nasal cavity. Sometimes, when the item is dislodged, it gets stuck in the throat again, renewing the process.

I was choking on a piece of food and when I hacked it up, I snarked it. It took me forever to get it back down.

by MrChowWow April 27, 2006

snargledoodle

pet name to show affection for someone you like, love , etc.

(you are my snargledoodle)

by Emily Pilgrim June 27, 2007

Snarf

Noun: 1980's slang for a person who farts in the bath tub and eats the bubbles

Verb: The act of eatting fart bubbles

MOM: "Honey! Look! Junior is sitting in the tub!"

DAD: "Yes dear, in fact the little snarf just snarfed down those fart bubbles"

by Xy July 6, 2004

snarky

best known for it's use or misuse.

1.)verbal abuse to shock and awe.
possibly sexual in nature,
but than again... what word is not.

2.)used to draw your attention away from an issue at hand to something odd or interesting. aka the news

see examples:

I have your snarky right here.

I would like to snarky you...
in the am and in the pm or just plain snarky all day.
I love to snarky you all night.

snarky, I think thats a great name.
Lets make a little snarky of our own.

we can turn it into a movie
called:
get snarky, or saving snarky,
what the snarky.... could be the winner though.
Note:
during filming the cast must all be stark naked for snarky to happen.

Its not your ear that I want to snarky in.

"snarky" dover

by jamesdover December 12, 2008