The religion of routing for gloomy disgusting wet weather; this religion is mostly confined to idiots with nothing better to do but wallow in misery with other Satanists; personal hygiene is not a pre-requisite for Satanists; most don’t believe in showers or any kind of fragrance and welcome members smelling like the stench of death.
Oh you like this gloomy Eeyore miserable weather? Tell me how is it practicing the religion of Satanism?
Hey you smell like a sewer! Welcome aboard!
Hey you smell like a sewer! Welcome aboard!
by HYFDZ October 23, 2019
Get the Satanism mug.Those hot dog sausages, you know the ones, the ones that make you think "is that even edible?" Yeah, that's Satan's Sausage.
by RightInFortySixAnd2 December 16, 2017
Get the Satan's Sausage mug.Against popular belief, this religeon DOES NOT sacrifice pure virgins to the devil in bloody human sacrifice. Instead it is a pro-humanity, anti-theistic, pro-hedonist sect of ATHEISM that was created to basically be the opposite of Christianity made by vengeful ex-christains. The rules go as follow:
Rule 1: Do What You Want, when you want, how you want.
Rule 2: Feel free to Indulge in worldly pleasures for your own enjoyment
Rule 3: There is no God, only darkness
Rule 4: Seek revenge against those who wronged you and help those who helped you
Rule 5: You only live once, so live life to the fullest and how you see fit.
Rule 6: Humanity is supreme, no god can dictate your fate.
Rule 1: Do What You Want, when you want, how you want.
Rule 2: Feel free to Indulge in worldly pleasures for your own enjoyment
Rule 3: There is no God, only darkness
Rule 4: Seek revenge against those who wronged you and help those who helped you
Rule 5: You only live once, so live life to the fullest and how you see fit.
Rule 6: Humanity is supreme, no god can dictate your fate.
"Satanism is widely misunderstood. While I strongly disagree with their worldview, they don't actually worship demons and they certainly don't perform human sacrifice. It's more of an idealolgy or worldview rather than an organized religeon, and they mainly use "Satan" as a mascot rather than a figure of worship. In fact, Satanists are completely against organized religeon entirely and are largely anti-theistic."
by KrimsonKatt November 28, 2022
Get the Satanism mug.the guy who everyone hates for no reason even though he punishes evil and has killed far less then god
by i fucked your mom and your dad July 20, 2022
Get the Satan mug.A rare species of miserable, little man who thinks he's entitled to sexually harassing females and places blame on his sexual confusion/frustration. Often arrogant and believes he's attractive to both genders, oblivious to how repulsive he is to glance upon.
Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.
Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.
Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.
Tomato satans come in a variety of colors, but red is most common. Hence the name tomato satan, due to the red pigmentation often resembling the red of a tomato and also satan.
Other common traits include crooked stature, carelessly talking bad of their friends and family, making any one that ever wasted time on them angry and regretful, disgusting every female they ever knew, becoming a source of far too many inside jokes, and being an overall failure at life.
Don't get involved with a tomato satan for they are extremely toxic and can easily dissolve your social relationships with others.
Girl 1: Wow that guy over there is trying wayyyy to hard to hit on Ben and Ben's not even gay. Wth is going on?
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.
Girl 2: That's a tomato satan for ya...they don't understand no.
by clillaryhinton October 17, 2017
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Get the Creation of Satan mug.a person so cute it's sinful. this does not mean that that it is sexual in its self, it just means that the person is very cute. ( it can be used in a sexual and non-sexual way)
it is a non-gender specific term. anyone can be a satan's snack
it is a non-gender specific term. anyone can be a satan's snack
girl 1: girl, you are such a satan's snack *finger guns*
girl 2: aw shucks, you're so sweet. I'm happy that I dumped that dipshit Branden for you.
OR
friend 1: my friend is so cute!
friend 2: he is a snack
friend 3: no, he's a satan's snack
friend 1 & 2: agreed.
girl 2: aw shucks, you're so sweet. I'm happy that I dumped that dipshit Branden for you.
OR
friend 1: my friend is so cute!
friend 2: he is a snack
friend 3: no, he's a satan's snack
friend 1 & 2: agreed.
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