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Accu-stoned

The spacy, blissful, stoned feeling one gets after a session of acupuncture.

See also massage stoned
I was so accu-stoned after my appt at the eastern medicine clinic I could barely function at work.
by Reynold926 January 19, 2014
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pres-stoned

when your name is Preston and you high as fucc
Preston: ayo man I think I'm high
John: guess you can say your pres-stoned lmao
by Burnzify September 30, 2016
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Eric Stoned

When you suck the fart out of your significant others ass, and blow it in their face.
OMG, he totally eric stoned me!!!
by Fogle67 January 26, 2018
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Mr.stone

looks like a elf on the shelf with those rosy ass cheeks.
-bitch, Mr.stone looks like a fuckin elf on the shelf.
by Sara E. February 2, 2018
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Rosetta Stoned

Someone you can barely understand when they are stoned, or someone who tries to speak a different language when stoned.
It's hard to understand Ben when he smokes to much, he gets Rosetta Stoned.
by esk1mo May 29, 2018
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Hag-stone

An incredibly hard stool, which is almost impossible to pass. So called either because it could only have been caused by witchcraft, or because it is so painful to expel that the sufferer’s face is contorted into a permanent grimace.
I barely slept - I was up all night with aching guts, trying to push out a massive hag-stone. I'll have to go to my GP if the suppositories don't shift it.
by DOGMAD June 28, 2018
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Time stone

The time stone allows you to change time, create a time loop (like in doctor Strange) and manifest time itself. Thanos wears it on his thumb knuckle (infinity war/endgame) but originally wore it on the middle of his hand
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