Poop Snotching

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.

Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.

by Vladdx March 3, 2008

double-barrelled snotgun

The mucous-filled nose of someone suffering from a particularly bad cold.

"Yuk! Check the double-barrelled snotgun on that guy."

"I wouldn't fancy getting blasted from that twatmonger's double-barrelled snotgun."

by Bellser August 3, 2006

it's not you

typically a phrase that is code for: IT IS SO YOU!!!

Jim: Listen Terri, it's not you, it's me. You're just really annoying, and its bugging me
Terri: so it is me then?
Jim: well actually, yeah it is...

by legallawyer15 January 10, 2011

mans that’s not my mans

Your man who is your man but not exactly. He’s your crush, but he might not know it.

Becky: OMG! Rachel is talking to drew! Doesn’t she know he is my mans that’s not my mans?!

by Eat her good June 4, 2018

that's not my problem

to be used when something just is not your problem.

"Dude, John found out I slept with Sean and now he thinks I'm a slut!"

"that's not my problem."

by OMonty May 12, 2008

Dave's not here man

What you say when someone says they are Dave

*knock knock
Person 1: who is there
Person 2: Dave
Person 1: Dave's not here man

by Dave The Game Programer August 20, 2011

it's not rocket science

capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty

"I can make a pipe out of an apple!"

"So what? That's not rocket science. I grow hydroponic in the trunk of my Chrysler LeBaron."

by Tha Cuddla April 22, 2004