Smurfed

When a black guy in Bushwich NYC grabs you and spray paints your balls blue

"Dude did you hear about Alban? He tried to buy a bike in Bushwick and got smurfed!"

by Chonky Nuts October 19, 2020

Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 26, 2020

Smurf Dippin

When you are banging a girl in the port-a-johns, and mid-pump, you dunk her head in the blue water.

"Did you and Ashley go to the music festival last night"

"Yeah bro, I took her ass smurf dippin."

by BenitoTortellini May 18, 2025

Smurf

Smurfs are little blueberry looking communist midgets who are led my big daddy smurf 'Papi Smurf' There are many other smurfs such as smorfs,smurfling ,smu

PAPA SMURF IS SO FINE

by Kaiidds June 8, 2022

Smurf

A blue,small creature who is a faggot and is also known to be a dumb ass

person1: what would you class yourself as?
person2: a smurf

by thatstheteasisx January 4, 2019

zelly smurf

Jezell Smurf

look at shitface AKA zelly Smurf

by KING fatass May 24, 2022

Smurf

A smurf is a person who is addicted to "blues" (30 mg oxycodone pills). They spend every dollar they have on blues, and do anything they can to get another blue.

Did you spot Jim $10?... "Nah that smurf only has money for roxys"

by GerThaBear September 8, 2013