Shrek

A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).

"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by iamqw3rty December 29, 2021

Shrek

Used to substitute vulgar language, typically used by a Shrek fan.

"HOW THE SHREK DID THAT GUY KILL ME!?"

by gavurban1232 December 29, 2021

Shrek

Shrek is hot and sexy he pulls every bitch in this world 😩 he’ll make you cum evey night🥺🤭🤞 his green skin will make you freeze up and stare into his eyes… his brown shitty ass eyes are so adorable

Shrek is so hot sexy cute funny. I want him to choke me against the wall while the donkey watches and maybe he’ll join

by Daddy shrek🤞 March 11, 2022

Shrek

My hubby!

❤️❤️❤️ shrek

by Jummyshrek123 March 14, 2022

Shrekking

Ants will still be shrekking, after Armageddon….. giants look so awesome, folks are scared to Shrek ‘em, none the less I garunteeee , when ur in a shrekle, size ain’t worth a nickel, tears are pretty Shrek, turn ‘‘em to A trickle becha life im glad -im-SHREKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I’m so Shrekking shrexy

by Shrexygurl March 14, 2022

Shreks cum

Big cum man guy

Person A have you sucked off shrek
Person b yeah tasted shreks cum

by Urban Dictionary is a hellscap March 17, 2022

Shrek

An ogre who is like an onion who has layers

Shrek is like an onion it has layers

by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 22, 2022