Is that your boyfriend shrek Yeah and don’t call him that
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now
by @m.com November 29, 2020
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Shrek is the internet king, taking his throne next to Rick Astley and Berry Bee Benson. He is God for a new generation
by I'm not creative October 15, 2019
I dank green ogre who's very protective of his swamp,has an annoying donkey friend,smokes weed ,eats Doritos and drinks mountain dew and
His theme song is all star
His theme song is all star
by DankNigga420 July 17, 2018
by Shrek2fuckinsexy March 05, 2020
Daddy...I mean daddy...I mean Shrek is a green ogre who is a internet celebrity and steals all the men and ladies, already having multiple of lovers and spouses. When you see him, you'll realize he put Moto Moto to shame. It's important not to stare at him for too long or you'll fall for him next...
Him: *sees Shrek walk into the diner while on a date* Oh no...
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*
by MysteryScheme November 06, 2021