short king

A term used by manlets to cope with being assigned a sissy beta male role at birth.

jack is a short king!

by 'rift April 19, 2023

Short ass

A females rear that seems to go almost directly from her wasit to the gap between her legs leaving little round for the butt. They still can be nice and round but appear to be 'short' hence the name.

Person A: Those chicks on Guitar Hero III sure have short asses.
Person B: Oh, I know!

by Future Mind-Controlling Robots June 21, 2010

The Short Bus

When you suck the filling out of a twinkie and put the cake on your penis. Then you proceed to smack her in the face and stick it in her ear.

My friend Mueller rides The Short Bus every night with a different girl!

by Sephiroth113 March 27, 2009

Short-King

A Short-King is someone who is below 6 foot tall and deserves praise as a king, i.e ludwig, MoistCritikal and cody co

"we stan a Short-King."

by SoftwareTaco October 2, 2022

short bus

The act of Double Fisting a Girl. Named the Short bus for multiple reasons, one being it would take a girl who is retarded to allow you to do it to her. The other you are putting 10 in here slightly more than the minivan which only seats seven.

I met this diry hooker who let me drive the short bus right up in her. The next day I had to take her back to the state home.

by Nick Scheib January 7, 2009

Short Timers

When a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.

Mike's got Short Timers man! He took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!

by me February 24, 2006

stumpy shorts

booty shorts for the man... but named so because instead of his booty hanging out for all to see it's his stumpy little friend that is showing

Shelley said 'oh look girlfriend, that cops wearing stumpies' ... and ronnie said 'oh how I love stumpy shorts.

by safe-tee December 13, 2012