Shitty mc Shithead

That one kid that stole your lunch because he's a fat pig

Jeffery is a Shitty mc Shithead.

by Mirik December 17, 2017

shitty chat

The act of talking shit or gossiping in a public setting without remorse or dignity

Don’t be shitty chatting my momma like that! Take that shitty chat home with you!

by Darah Ballander December 22, 2017

shitty bean

A jelly bean that has been placed into the anus and was able to gather pieces of poo to gain further flavouring

'I shoved a bag of jelly beans up my ass because I love that shit '
'My favourite flavour of jelly bean is shit
'I can only give you one shitty bean at a time '

by Callijames April 24, 2018

shitty william

An uppity Shitty Bill. The one guy who lives at the front of the trailer park who insists on referring to it as a mobile home court.

Look at that shitty william up there, broke bastard cuts his own hair and acts like he’s better than us.

by Roderick Barringer January 7, 2018

shitty munch

When someone or something goes wrong, instead of explaining yourself, just yell "Shit Munch". This term was first created at the Landon school in 2016.

(See's someone ugly)- Wow thats really shitty munch

(While intoxicated)- Im really shitty munch

by Bonging September 22, 2017

shitty eggs

The act of fucking her in the ass, and you impregnate her afterwards.
She will the have "shitty eggs"

Yesterday i met this girl while i was out drinking.
Later i then gave her "shitty eggs"

by assfgt March 27, 2017

shitty handshake

To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".

I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.

by villos69 May 8, 2017