Self-D

When a girl is giving a blow job and decides to snap a selfie.
When going down on a guy, it's always best to capture the moment and excitement by snapping a quick self-d
by Dicky Dillpickle October 27, 2016
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Self neuter

The process of brutally ripping your testicles out from between your legs and later frying them at a KFC.
I just gave myself a self neuter! It was painful but my balls were just so fucking scrumptious after I ate those motherfuckers at my local KFC.
by Bigbootyhoe47 December 24, 2020
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Dummy self

When someone does or says something that doesn’t quite make sense.
“Aye bro I fell asleep with the pizza in the oven again”

“Dummy self *shakes head*”
by Bread eater May 04, 2021
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Self-lesbiebation

When two girls who look alike find each other attractive and finger-fuck each other.
Mia finds herself attractive and found a girl who looked just like her. They hooked up and fingered each other. Classic self-lesbiebation.
by Jarfman February 21, 2015
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Self-ageddon

The end of the moral universe because of the number of selfies people take.
Dude1: Check out this girl's pictures - they're all in front of her groady mirror.

Dude2: I told you, it's a self-ageddon man.
by badaladucciii November 19, 2013
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self-simulacra

Self-paradox.

Self-image.

The ontology of meaning from fiction (self, nation, myth) because process is an image of itself.
Fiction (paradox) has real (naturalistic) meaning because process (self-paradox) is a self-simulacra (self-image).

Ie. Meaning arises because process is a self-image.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 15, 2019
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Self Helpochondriac

Someone who reads self-help books and diagnoses themselves with every possible mental health issue or condition, real or imagined.
I just got done reading "Codependent No More" and I am the POSTER CHILD for codependecy!

I just read "I'm OK, You're OK," and I am SO NOT OK!!!"

Oh no, I think I'm turning into a Self Helpochondriac!
by JRaye February 08, 2011
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