Similar to the Rusty Fish Hook but named after the Professional Czech Hockey Player. While satisfying your lady from behind you abruptly jam your finger into her poop chute. When she turns around to yell, "Hey!" instead of giving her a traditional fish-hook you cross check her in the face with a hockey stick. For additional bravado you can then shoot your load on her back, blow a whistle, throw your arm in the air and declare that you're giving yourself a 2 minute minor for roughing.
My girlfriend told me that I couldn't finish watching the game until I finished her, so I gave her a Rusty Klesla and then went downstairs to finish watching the game.
by DirtyDick May 08, 2012
After their fabulous date and night out. things got heated up. John realized maybe Indian food wasn't the best choice for a first date. Because now Susan has left him with a rusty caterpillar to remember her by.
by Redbeard51185 September 08, 2018
A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook,or a lesser know powerful rusty hook.The main difference is you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.
Last night I ovened the dutch girl after I gave her the powerful rusty gaff.She asked me to marry her the next day.
by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019
After an accidental shart, you remove your underwear and place them over someone's head creating The Rusty Blindfold.
After I trusted a fart I realized I sharted. I figured the only logical thing to do was to give the person that laughed at me, the rusty blindfold.
by dirtyravioli December 15, 2016
Similar to the rusty trombone, only performed when masturbating. You insert your own thumb into your rectum (left or right hand, your choice), bend your wanker down between your legs and crank your pecker between the four remaining fingers of the same hand and your palm. The beauty of this is that you have a free hand to eat a sandwich or work the TV remote.
Steve: "When I get Lisa good and tanked, she'll like my anus like there's no tomorrow, then she'll leave my house and go lick Tony's ass. She love's ass"
Ramone: "She's a whore, she didn't come over last night for her usual drunken booty-call so I had to give myself a rusty thumbone. I hear she was licking Matt's ass"
Ramone: "She's a whore, she didn't come over last night for her usual drunken booty-call so I had to give myself a rusty thumbone. I hear she was licking Matt's ass"
by rileyriley February 15, 2011
The act of sneezing while sitting on the toilet, thus forcing fecal matter out of your anus at a high velocity, coating your toilet bowl with what looks like a dirty shotgun spread.
I tried to hold back my sneeze when I was in the bathroom, but rusty shotgunned and had to clean it.
by Julius Skeezer January 01, 2016
Rusty Livings is an american professional wrestler. He can be seen on both Idaho's wrest club and utah's Devotion championship wrestling. Rusty is the modern Outlaw, the guy that everyone believes in but will still do whatever it takes to come out victorious. A man that can take an unbelievable amount of punishment and still make you believe that the smaller man, the under dog, still has a chance in the fight. He knows how to use his entire body as a weapon, but be careful because when The Outlaw see's what he wants. . .he's going to take it! Side note. Do not under any circumstances go into the bathroom or be in the same building after this man takes a shit. The smell from a skunk would run if fear compared to the noxus fumes of a hog log dropped by Rusty livings
by Dcw fan November 16, 2022