Rob

Rob. Loud annoying as fuck! Usually has the smallest dick of all the men on earth! Tries to compensate.

Man! That poor chick has to deal w a rob! Man with small penis

by Flapjacks69 January 3, 2020

rob the cradle

a person who finds themselves in relationships with those much younger than themselves with at least a five year age gap

Look at how young that bitch is

Are you finna rob the cradle bro?

by sansxfuckyou March 2, 2022

Robbing a corner store

A black person that walks in without a mask because theyre face is the mask and they most likely are there to rob some grape soda or something.

Hey is that black man robbing a corner store?

by A blackie of the blackie September 21, 2022

rob raymond

a south park loving autistic acting bald band director who doesn’t give a shit except for once every 2 weeks when he gets moody

rob raymond is a drag queen

by fugly cunt March 18, 2024

Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

Don't be a rob

Equivalent to don't be a bitch

Don't be a rob and and just get it done it's just work

by Stu_pedasso February 7, 2025

rob

rob is yorkshire slang for someone who talks the talk online and then is a pussy in the flesh

your actually such a rob

by longCANNON July 21, 2021