redneck limo

A couch tied down to a pick up truck using the most basic tools, I.e. 350 cord and a few straps. Seat belt optional.

John: hey, did you see those idiots Kaynen and Tyler riding in that redneck limo?
Nick: yeah, I was hoping theyd fly out, morons.

by John wicket October 30, 2015

Redneck Salvation

When you have accepted sleeveless tuxedo shirt wearing, farmer's tan having, gun toting redneck Jesus as your lord and savior.

"Excuse me would you like to achieve redneck salvation?"

"No! I do not want to accept redneck Jesus as my lord and savior."

by Sundance December 4, 2015

redneck bukkake

When you spit chewing tobacco juice on each other during a sexual encounter.

I gave my old lady a redneck bukkake last night!

by Ktown48 May 21, 2016

Redneck Wash

Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)

Shit, no laundry soap or time to clean. Redneck wash to the rescue!

by Violet Skye's October 23, 2016

Redneck charm bracelet

A six pack of beer (probably PBR) hanging from your wrist by the open ring left by the one in your hand.

My neighbor and I took the kids trick-or-treating, but not before we put on our redneck charm bracelets; in case we got thirsty.

by sheepdog4life October 31, 2016

Redneck Bidet

The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.

I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.

by Stewie808 December 22, 2016

redneck cookies

Cookies made with moonshine

Cleedus please pass the redneck cookies

by BlameEula February 17, 2017