shtanky pushay

the smell of dirty sex

"i walked past this hoe the other day and she was very shtanky pushay"

by mirko spidalieri February 17, 2009

proximity puss

The action that results in having a roommate that is either extremely attractive or plays for a school's football team, and picking up the woman who hang around him that he doesnt want.

Dude, my roommate brings the hottest girls to our apartment. I'm bound to get some proximity puss

by captb3a July 28, 2010

Say Pussy

Used to replace the standard "Say Cheese" during group photography. Is highly effective at both focusing attention on the photographer and eliciting humorous facial expressions immortalized in family reunion photographs.

Photographer: Everyone get together for a picture before we leave!
Visiting Religious Relatives: Thank you Jesus it is almost over...
Photographer: Okay, 1, 2...
Uncle G: Say Pussy!

by a-fit December 22, 2012

burglar puss

A female wearing no underwear under her dress, but wears nude nylons.

Example : That drunk chick dancing over there just flashed me her burglar puss!!!

by M to the second power December 19, 2013

festival pussy

When a female is at an outdoor music festival for 6+ hours and her vagina turns into a musty, sweaty, swampy mess

Guy 1: Dude Ultra Miami was awesome, I slammed this hot as raver girl
Guy 2: Damn bro! How was she!?
Guy 1: Good, but I had to hold my breathe, she had a bad case of festival pussy.
Guy 2: aw I bet that pussy was gnarly!

by DonkeyDre May 13, 2014

damp pussy

When the pussy isn't super wet nor super dry. It's dank like a musty river.

Damn dude, that girl's pussy was perfect. Not too wet, not too dry. She's got a damp pussy.

by Dampbasement June 7, 2016

Jelly Pussy

When a girl's pussy lips are so fat and puffy that they flop around and wiggle like jelly. May be a naturally meaty puss or extremely engorged from the use of a pussy pump.

That girl had to have used a pussy pump. Them lips were so fat she had the jelly pussy.

by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017