When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."
by padsy69 April 15, 2011
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by Snowball the Ginger Hater July 4, 2011
Get the Punching Babies mug.Prepared rhymes/Bars thatchu kick in a battle. You could say the opposite of a freestyle. sometimes it's hard to tell wether it's freestyle or if its a punch line.
Man, that aint' freestyle he prepared those rhymes on the way here.
2. Dude: yeah, damn punch lines i'm tellin' ya..
2. Dude: yeah, damn punch lines i'm tellin' ya..
by whatchu lookin' at October 26, 2006
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This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
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Get the beaver punch mug.The act of punching as one would if they were Chris Redfield from Resident Evil. Most notably using his massive and destructive biceps to epically demolish anything in his way. The Chris Punch is normally proceeded by a "whooshing" sound.
by execute63 January 23, 2011
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by ohletsdoit October 20, 2010
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