the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.
Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?
Friendship Gnome: What did he do?
Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.
Friendship Gnome: Did it work?
Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.
Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
Friendship Gnome: What did he do?
Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.
Friendship Gnome: Did it work?
Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.
Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
by Estruncion Alharado Ramirez May 31, 2008
by gundus February 12, 2016
The act of promising to attend something with your friends, and then the day before the event come up with some sort of implausable excuse to get out of it.
Person 1: "Wheres John today, he said he'd come along with us...?"
Person 2: "He's going to see his uncle today.... looks like he decided to pull a dooley on us."
Person 2: "He's going to see his uncle today.... looks like he decided to pull a dooley on us."
by Alt. June 08, 2009
Jenny: Omg they arranged to go again to this awful restaurant. I don’t like anything there
Sara: Just pull a Riona and eat a salad or sth.
Jenny: Good idea!
Sara: Just pull a Riona and eat a salad or sth.
Jenny: Good idea!
by HomelessRobot September 16, 2021
by fireaway12 May 26, 2009
When engaged in anal sex, pulling your penis out of the ass with feces and/or undigested food following it.
Alternative definition: When receiving deepthroat and you pull your penis out of their mouth and their lunch follows.
Alternative definition: When receiving deepthroat and you pull your penis out of their mouth and their lunch follows.
Hittin' dat ass doggy style, and when I popped her too deep I started pulling lunch!
I was gettin' deepthroat from my secretary. She must have got scared when the door opened, she backed off and I was pulling lunch outta her head!
I was gettin' deepthroat from my secretary. She must have got scared when the door opened, she backed off and I was pulling lunch outta her head!
by Unspeakable Darkness June 01, 2019
when someone at the beginning of a class takes the hall pass and leaves for the period only to return when there are five minutes left
person 1: Mr. ___, can I please take the pass?
Teacher: ok (Person 1)
You: Oh man (person 1) might pull a grant today
Scenario 2
*person has been gone for 40 min.*
You: looks like so-in-so is pulling a grant again, it's the third time this week!
Teacher: ok (Person 1)
You: Oh man (person 1) might pull a grant today
Scenario 2
*person has been gone for 40 min.*
You: looks like so-in-so is pulling a grant again, it's the third time this week!
by Yoncé will provide October 31, 2014