pretty girls make graves

A narrative song from The Smiths that concludes in Morrissey losing hope of ever sustaining a relationship with a woman. Also the name of a band from Seattle, which formed almost two decades after that brilliant song was written.

Upon the sand, upon the bay

"There is a quick and easy way" you say

Before you illustrate

I'd rather state :

"I'm not the man you think I am

I'm not the man you think I am"

And Sorrow's native son

He will not smile for anyone

And Pretty Girls Make Graves

Ohh....

End of the pier, end of the bay

You tug my arm, and say : "Give in to lust,

Give up to lust, oh heaven knows we'll

Soon be dust ... "

Oh, I'm not the man you think I am

I'm not the man you think I am

And Sorrow's native son

He will not rise for anyone

And Pretty Girls Make Graves

Oh, really ?
Oh ...

by MeghDroeg June 15, 2010

Two pretty best friends

A man sitting in a car once said that there can’t be two best friends whom are both pretty, one of em ALWAYS gotta be ugly. That information is false. Behold, Shrek and Donkey: the prettiest of best friends! Dem some Sex-c bois right there!

Person 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, one of em always gotta be ugly!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!

by Goth goblin November 30, 2020

you gotta pretty mouth

An expression in which to call someone out. To state you would like to fill his/her orifice with tube steak.

Boy you gotta pretty mouth, come over here and do some praying!

by Jenrette J September 19, 2009

Two pretty best friends

The two pretty best friends saying was originally a tiktok video by @jayrscottyy and he says “ i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, it’s always one of em gotta be ugly” meaning he’s jokingly saying there can’t be two pretty best friends in the duo..

Liam: Wow she’s pretty

Jake: i bet her best friend isn’t

Liam: Why?
Jake: i any never seen two pretty best friends

by Coconutapple November 5, 2020

That girl has a pretty voice

Mom, that's Justin Bieber.

Mom: That girl has a pretty voice!
Me: Mom, that's Justin Bieber.

by Lucio Soph August 3, 2010

Two pretty best friends

Something you and i will never see.

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, its always one of them gotta be ugly.

by pologee November 8, 2020

pretty boy box

A person who looks like one of the homosexual guys who model on hair product boxes.

1: Look at pretty boy box shard.

by Cloud01 August 11, 2007