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20 pound hat

Is when you are giving head and the receiver pushes your head down as to apply pressure in order for you to go deeper.
I got this! I don't need a 20 pound hat!
by Dreday9 August 23, 2017
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twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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Polish pound cake

(n.) the sexual act of having a group of people poop in a large bag, and then having said group of people fuck said poop bag.
I got some friends together with my girlfriend, and we made a massive Polish pound cake. That's why Stanley Steamer's at the house today.
by Gymnosperm August 7, 2010
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pound your meat

The pounding of your meat is considered the most intense form of masturbation that a male can achieve. Essentially you beat your meat so hard that the pure force of the motion creates a sound wave so powerful that it breaks the sound barriers. When trying to achieve this pure strength of wanking, it is advised to wear protective material such as glasses and gloves for there may be shrapnel.
Person 1:"Dude I can't sleep at night. It sounds like an airplane in your room. You've really gotta stop pounding your meat."
Person 2:"You're just jealous that you don't know how to pound your meat like me."
by anon1400/800 June 11, 2018
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ten-pound brow

An excessively large bowel movement; a huge poo.
"I hadn't taken a crap in a week, so when I finally did, it was the ten-pound brow."

"Hold that thought, man. I have to go huff the ten-pound brow. Actually, you better give me about 20 minutes."

"Whew! I don't know what was harder on the shitter, my ten-pound brow or the whole roll of toilet paper that followed it."

"The ten-pound brow makes for a wicked powerful Alaskan Pipeline."
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010
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pound one out

To play with yourself. When you only have a few minutes to pull it off.
Jason told me he had a few minutes to pound one out before we went to grab a beer.
by dizzle pizzle December 24, 2008
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go pound salt

Originated in the salt mine making crystals from rock form. Midwestern homos sometimes use "go pound sand" for this phrase but they are wrong.
Person:"Hey, Do you need any help taking those off"?
Other person: "Nah, why don't you just go pound salt!"
by Wonder woman June 24, 2004
mugGet the go pound saltmug.

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