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Police informant dog

Usually a fat "overly obese" cunt that like to this he is the real deal gangster but in fact is a snitch and will sell anyone out to get ahead or out of trouble

Commonly associated with meth addiction also
That police informant dog ratted me again the snitch dog
by 1800truthteller May 2, 2022
mugGet the Police informant dogmug.

International Fuck The Police Day

November 19th is International Fuck The Police Day. A decade-spanning American tradition, celebrants gather on this day each year to break the law together. Originally celebrated simply by smoking lots of weed in a large group, now in the post-prohibition era International Fuck The Police Day is celebrated in myriad ways, including consuming drugs, shooting guns, and setting off fireworks.
November 19th is coming up, what are your plans for International Fuck The Police Day?
by TheCianinator November 19, 2024
mugGet the International Fuck The Police Daymug.

Police

*the police arrive*

well well well, if it isnt my tax dollars
by DraftDraft July 26, 2022
mugGet the Policemug.

The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
mugGet the The Joke Policemug.

Ophelia, call the police

A scene from the 2019 movie, "Us", where a smart home speaker is unhelpful when asked to call police.
Person 1: "Ophelia, call the police!"
Ophelia: "Sure, playing Fuck The Police, by N.W.A"
Music: "Fuck the police coming straight from the underground."
by smolmua October 31, 2020
mugGet the Ophelia, call the policemug.

Murder police

Homecide Detective
I don't care about drugs. I'm here for the bodies... I'm Murder Police
by AlilADwillDoYa October 7, 2016
mugGet the Murder policemug.

Fridge Police

An entity or group of entities that try to dictate to the general populace as to what they can eat. For eg the Rashtriya Swayam Sevak Sangh (RSS for short), a modern day KKK equivalent from India seeks to impose restrictions on dietary choices. You can't eat beef or meat. Can't drink etc.
The Fridge Police influenced lawmakers in the Indian state of Gujarat to outlaw all non-vegetarian food.
by NakliTechie January 26, 2021
mugGet the Fridge Policemug.

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