pick up your face

The act of getting yourself back together after being put down in a harsh way.

"Man, you better pick up your face after that one!"

(after the put-down occurs) "Hey your face called, you need to pick it up.

by Brett Walden January 2, 2008

picking your nose and eating it

social suicide c. 1st - 5th grade.

dont let anyone catch you picking your nose and eating it. it happened to josh and he's been Booger Boy for the past three years.

by Angelacia June 14, 2008

Biggest pick me girl

Giana Nasisi. Thats it.

sarah: “whos the biggest pick me girl?”
rory: giana nasisi

by notsaying123 June 29, 2021

Pick Up Truck Driver

Usually not the brightest people in Wisconsin/Minnesota.

When roads are horrible they think since they have 4 wheel drive the interstate turns into the autobahn.

Usually like to talk about things like being a confederate, farming, and drinking beer.

The last time I drove home from work in a blizzard a pick up truck driver flew by me, apparently 35 mph wasn't good enough for him like it was the rest of us, he was going 85...asshole.

by th3 protege January 6, 2009

pick up line fucker

Person who steals somebody else's pick up line to get ass

I was trying to get some ass, but Joe interrupted by being a pick up line fucker.

by classic lays January 14, 2010

Pick Me Up Fuck

1. (noun) When someone seems down in the dumps, or simply unhappy, you make them feel better with sex.

2. (verb) The act of fucking a sad or depressed person to make them happy again.

Guy 1: She's pretty hot, but just seems so depressed. Sorta like Kristin Stewart in all of her movies.

Guy 2: Sounds like she needs a pick me up fuck.

by browin September 14, 2013

I Can't Pick Usernames

I Can't Pick Usernames is a popular website, formed on the blogging platform, Tumblr. It is comprised of various humor-based memes, text posts, videos and GIFs.

"Jim, have are you following I Can't Pick Usernames?"
"You know it, my man!"

by Finn96 November 9, 2014