The best thing ever and GOD. Penguins are better than you will ever be even though there flightless birds they can still fly. if you see a penguin admire it and RUN!
Penguin: @#$^%$#$%
You: AAHAHHAGAHAGHAGAHHAGHAGAHAGHAGHAGAH
You: AAHAHHAGAHAGHAGAHHAGHAGAHAGHAGHAGAH
by TheBowtiepenguin November 22, 2023
Get the Penguinmug. by IGotEyesOnU April 28, 2019
Get the Club Penguinmug. Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!
Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?
Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt
Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt
Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
by Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporate August 29, 2022
Get the Club Penguinmug. A beastly person used for male people who have are medium height tall proud and handsome often leave people dazing at their awesomeness they are rather boastful characters
by Anonymous012353 February 10, 2015
Get the Penguinmug. Where you kill a penguin. then cut open the penguin and put your cock into a a dead penguins organs before putting you cock in someone.
by Dylan_matt July 17, 2025
Get the texan penguinmug. A Club Penguin Community ran by a bunch of Pakistani Pedophiles. They log onto many Club Penguin Private Servers, being dickheads to the average players of these by spamming emoticons and their shitty "Family Forever" phrases.
Did you see the Doritos of Club Penguin online today? I heard one of their leaders like to groom children with Discord Nitro memberships.
by Seltzer_Sex December 21, 2020
Get the Doritos of Club Penguinmug. its the best animal alive
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by darealpenguin December 1, 2020
Get the penguinmug.