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the penguin

the penguin really out here being a birb huh?
by Sisterswag June 17, 2019
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Penguin <3

A cute ass human with a cute ass face and can attract any girl he wants
Penguin is super good with relashionships and he usually has a very strong one with girls with the letter z at the start of their names
Penguin <3 : Just stands there*
Girls with Z names: faint*
by Bananaboatdoodoodoodoodoo December 13, 2021
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Kentucky Penguin

When a girl poops on a guys chest while having sex in Kentucky
Yeah bro my girl and I were in Kentucky and she pulls a Kentucky penguin
by Dante real man December 8, 2022
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Penguin

A beastly person used for male people who have are medium height tall proud and handsome often leave people dazing at their awesomeness they are rather boastful characters
Monica: wow Jane did you see Jon at 5oclock

Jane: oh yes quite the penguin
by Anonymous012353 February 10, 2015
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Club Penguin

Imagine waking up in the morning beside your beautiful spouse, it's Saturday and you are finally relaxing after a stressful week at work. After getting up from the beautiful sleep you just endured, you check your phone to see the latest news, and to be informed of what plans your friends are planning for the weekend. All of a sudden, you open your bank account and see you won the lottery for 50 million dollars. Well, that's how it felt to play fucking club penguin after school everyday when I was in my adolescence. Simply, the greatest invention the internet has bestowed on it's pupils. Interactive penguins who completed spy missions and operated coal mine's together, while taking care of their pet puffles and ending of the day surfing completing the best possible stunts recorded in human history. The era between 2005-2017 will never be forgotten!
Michael: Dude I am so bored right now. what should we do?

Delroy: My nigga, let's run some dojo in club penguin pussy! I got a black belt

Michael: OH SHIT? YOU BEAT THE SENSEI? YOU'RE THAT GUY DUDE!
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penguin sly choke

When others look tired so you help them sleep
My girlfriend looked tired so I gave her the ol' penguin sly choke her ass out.
by Penguin sly March 21, 2021
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fairy emperor penguin 🐧

If only my pet name was as cool as Jared’s. His is fairy emperor penguin 🐧.
by God3825 October 6, 2022
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