Patching

Cumming on somebody and letting it dry to peel off later (like elmers glue)

"my boyfriend and I tried patching.. theres a bald spot in my bush now 😔"

by rizzmaster84 August 11, 2025

patch cable

A short omnidirectional cable. Can use any connector standard as long as it's ends are identical.

I used a patch cable to connect the tape deck with the amplifier, you don't need a long cable.

by Genesix December 14, 2021

Patch

Patch is a super cool guy

“Did you know that patch is kind”

“Yeah he’s so kind tbh so cool”

by lalalwlwllaa February 29, 2024

patch

a socially inept retarted sex pest who generally stumbles through life like a drunken wizard who has no magical powers and by definition only has one eye.

the majority of patches also known as brettz tend to display an odd fettish for the sexual act of leg kissing.

A patch will often be oblivious to rejection from any female companion and regardless of being an ugly one eyed muppet and will still mistakenly believe they are a real catch, when in reality most homo sapiens would rather catch ebola than a patch.

a Bretts natural habitat tends to be a smallwood suttonhill.

brett: i swear babe she was kissing and cuddling me she had white french knickers on ask aled
Leanne: shut up u liar you are talking mumbo jumbo, stop being sucha PATCH.
brett: ok sorry i must be mistaken maybe i blinked my one eye and got the wrong end of the stick

by Rusty Hill October 21, 2015