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park river

Park River is a small town in North Eastern North Dakota. Park River is part of Walsh County, known as Booze County, so alcoholics are welcome. PR is about 10 miles away from the town of Grafton, a Mexican refugee camp, in which will satisfy all of your drug needs. Park River is home of the Aggies, where all sports are overrated. If you’re a rich prick and want your kids to grow up in a sheltered community, this town is just for you. Ever heard of our parks and dams, known as Homme Dam? If you haven’t, don’t feel bad, no one has, other than the fact that it’s known for its toxic algae. If you’re an early bird to bed, might wanna change that routine, there’s usually a couple of Yee Haw Hicks roaming around town either brapping their pipes or drifting every corner they can.
Park River is a town in North Eastern North Dakota
by Iykyk2506 November 25, 2019
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Wallace parking

Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.
Sorry I’m late — I was Wallace parking and I found the ultimate spot.
by wparker October 3, 2019
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Giraffic Park

1. Like Jurassic Park...but with Giraffes.

2. A collection of Giraffe Graphics aka Giraffics.
Yo, Schmed, have you seen the new Giraffic Park trailer. Those necks are lit ! OMG<3, brb afk.
by Arty Curry May 23, 2018
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quad-parked

Similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking spaces. This is a defensive measure taken by pompous snobs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . A traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a "I dont give a fuck" diagonal formation (see hexa-park).
Today I saw this pretentious prick pull into the Best Buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his PT Cruiser. Who does he think he is taking up four spots?

The Tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom's audi.
by kitty_lover111 November 30, 2011
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Max Park

Wow did you hear how max park broke the Rubik’s cube world record?!
by Lasagnaboisthelife October 15, 2022
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Wooton Park

A place in norfolk where a bunch of fucking scumbags go to shag each other, they are all gay.
For fuck sake fletcher is a wooton park again the gay prick
by big phaz July 15, 2019
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East Park

A large suburb of Wolverhampton, generally known for crime, shootings and dossers. The area is split mainly into three separate estates; East Park, Deansfield and Eastfield.

Very much a proud part of the Black Country, a majority of the area is build on top of disused coal mines. If you enjoy living amongst druggies and yam yams then you’ll love it here!
Meet you on the bonks over East Park mucka
by EPDon March 12, 2022
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