Parascoping

When one gets a boner in waist deep water causing the tip to protrude the surface.

While at the swim up bar, Matt was caught parascoping while speaking with an attractive girl.

by CleverIdiot April 17, 2015

Parasite

1)an animal that has a negative relationship with its host animal. Certain beetles that kill trees are worse than negative, they kill trees. Ticks are parasites to humans, where spiders are symbiotic.

2) a human parasite is one of the social variety. A person who lives off money they did not contribute to by working is a parasite. A lawyer is a parasite to a client in some cases. A rapist is a parasite to a woman(or man) because the relationship is predatory and the rapist takes from the host. A vampire would be a human parasite if vampires were human.

People who are not going to work tomorrow are parasites because they are busy lying around, and don't have time to contribute to society. Give them hell because that's the only way to motivate one of these blood sucking human mites.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

Paris

Another word for vagina.

OMG my Paris is on fire!

by Christal Noel November 1, 2006

Paris

Although a beautiful city for sure, Paris is still one of the biggest tourist traps in Europe along with London. It takes advantage of its well known name and image to rip off clueless tourists, especially Americans.

Compared to Paris, there are tons of more beatiful cities to visit in Europe with a lot more to see for a lot less money.

by modak May 12, 2008

Take her to paris

If you love a girl and want to be charming and caring you have to fuck her from behind. This sexual position is very arousing and makes girls orgasum hard core.

Being defined If you love a girl and want to be charming and caring you have to fuck her from behind. This sexual position is very arousing and makes girls orgasum hard core.

I am going to take my Bitch to paris tonight. She's gunna love it.

I am going to make my bitch cum when I take her to Paris with me

by Adrianbbbbbbbbbbbbbcock January 3, 2018

Social Parasite

Someone who will avoid any kind of actual hard work and instead rely on the hard working tax payers to support them. Despite being fully capable and able bodies, they focus their talents on finding new and innovative ways to game the system. Their struggle becomes increasingly more difficult with each new game, and eventually, beating the system becomes a full time job just to stay out of foreclosure. The vast majority of social parasites are liberal panty wastes and fully support and subscribe to the democratic (pronounced 'socialist') agenda.

My brother's girlfriend is a very nice wonderful woman, despite being a social Parasite.

by Absentagenda February 27, 2021

take you to paris

Give you the bomb dick like a Eiffel Tower

"I'll only take you to goodwill if you let me take you to Paris"

by Geojnnfh November 27, 2016