Fudge Packer

A gay man with a huge dick so instead of being a shit tickler someone who can't stick there dick in very far were as fudge packer shoves that shit all the way up the poop shoot

what do you call a gay guy that has a big dick?

....

a Fudge Packer

by TH3 GRANTLEE July 29, 2009

parker.

Mutha Fcuking Gay ass homo WHo will Fucking die cause he a fucking muthafucking gay ass homosexual

"You man u one gay ass parker"

by LMFAO OWNED November 16, 2004

Parker

A person who likes soccer and has a tiny sasquatch looking penis covered in hair.

Girl 1 : Omg Johny is such a Parker dont date him.
Girl 2 : Ohk, I wont. I have had sex with a Parker before and it wasnt pretty.

by Mr. Num Nums October 20, 2008

Fudge packer

Billy saunders

hey did you see that guy over there? he was a total fudge packer. kinda like billy saunders

by IMAWSOME55 October 18, 2008

sarah jessica parker

The best actress ever who plays Carrie Bradshaw on the best series every made called "Sex and the City"

Very pretty and has the perfect body.

Has amazing fashion.

Sarah Jessica Parker is an amazing actress

by Emahlee December 1, 2006

alabama fudge packer

to take a crap in the girls vagina and proceed to penetrate the vagina

this girl was into any kind of alabama fudge packer around

by gobble February 9, 2008

Peter Parker Syndrome

Someone who is totally over obessed with Spiderman memorabilia.

Oh My God, Kelly, did you see his bedroom??!? Eww, This guy totally has Peter Parker Syndrome! Lets get out of here!

by WhalePunch27 July 20, 2009