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Junk Punch

N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.
The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.
by CruiseDirector February 25, 2010
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Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."
Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."
by padsy69 April 15, 2011
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Punch lines

Prepared rhymes/Bars thatchu kick in a battle. You could say the opposite of a freestyle. sometimes it's hard to tell wether it's freestyle or if its a punch line.
Man, that aint' freestyle he prepared those rhymes on the way here.

2. Dude: yeah, damn punch lines i'm tellin' ya..
by whatchu lookin' at October 26, 2006
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Punched the tabby

slammed a can of beer, or pop
I woke up this morning, got dress, punched the tabby
by Ynot 999 August 18, 2006
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Keister Punch

v.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.
I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!
by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009
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Raccoon Punching

When someone gets hit in both eyes and ends up with
bruises so they look like a raccoon.
Can also be called "Zorro Mask" or "Burglar Mask"
Joe: Hey, what happen to Derrick? I heard he can barely
see because both of his eyes.
Mark: Yeah but you should really see him.
Apparently he got into some serious raccoon punching.
by 1cebear August 13, 2010
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dick punch

dick punch; (a gesture not an action) made towards boyfriends or exes when they behave inappropriately
"Darren didn't call me last night and bailed on dinner".
"What a douchebag, he deserves a dick punch".
by shanimal101 May 19, 2016
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