splittin' poles

(verb) a superstition primarily in the african american community, when members of a party encounter an object (such as a pole) and some members of set party walk on one side of the object (pole) and others walk on the other, engaging in such an activity is improper and bad luck.

Don't be splittin' poles.

by milk man May 24, 2005

Crabs Pole Vaulting

Refers to the STD acquired by male exotic dancers from a Windsor, Ontario strip club. When they dance, they don't need to touch you for you to get crabs. Hence the saying, "Crabs can pole vault."

Kristyna: Hey lets go to Lanny's in Windsor on Saturday night!
Alleigh: No way! I heard that their dancers have crabs pole vaulting!
Kristina: Aure?
Alleigh: Yeah...
Kristyna: Wow, Looks like that ruins our Saturday night.
Alleigh:Pre-much

by Alleigh May 22, 2008

st johns pole

a large piece of meat that hangs between a males legs

'fancy playing with my st johns pole luv?'

by chris markham May 23, 2007

pole kid

the cool kids at your school who sit near the "pole", also known as the pillar. most often in the lobby. they are the most diverse group of TRUE friends in your school

opposite of corner kids

The pole kids at murrow high school are fucking awesome

by Viperine June 17, 2006

North Pole

Putting ones penis in their own belly button

hey guys!watch as i give myself a north pole!!

by 321 Blast off!! October 21, 2010

pole-lease

Police in maori (or nigger) tongue

Yo its the pole-lease!

by Marcus Parkes June 11, 2006

Pole master

Definition one: a woman who has extensive experience giving oral/blow jobs, and because of that, she does an amazing job!

Definition two: a stripper/dancer whose specialty is dancing on/with a Pole. The pole is generally mounted on the stage in a nightclub.

When she was dancing on stage with the pole, she almost seemed to have an orgasm. Obviously she was a magnificent pole master.

by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006