Plans

Every 12 year old boy's not so secret code word for masturbation

Dude 1: bro, you gonna be open tonight?

Dude 2: nah I got plans bruh
Dude 1:ah I feel ya (not literally)

(girls whispering nearby)"why does he always have plans?"

by Nugittugit95 April 17, 2017

Plan

What killed the Van Der Linde Gang

"I hAvE a PlAn ArThUr. AlL i NeEd Is SoMe GoDdAmN fAiTh"

by mrstarkidontfeelsogood November 29, 2019

Plan

A person who consistently makes decisions for a large group that they have little authority over. Someone who is frustrating and bossy, needs to chill out.

(Jimmy) is such a plan.
Stop being such a plan, go with the flow.

by JashHash July 19, 2018

Plan

A waste of time. You always die before you plan on dying.

Based on the case outcome, those dorks want to tell people in every city what their plan is like they own the place, and turn the whole thing into bullshit.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Plan

And yes.

Hym "That was my plan. Assault that axioms of all of your beliefs and then pull off the most profound human accomplishment the world has ever seen in the most convoluted way humanly possible. Worked like a charm! Magic pixel comeback!"

by Hym Iam January 06, 2024

Plan S

Suicide or a plan for suicide.

Man, I will never get out of debt, I've been considering Plan S.

by jw4jr049jpkemiw4r April 17, 2020

Hangout Plan

Organised slacking so that a collective of slackers can safely do very little together

We should organise our hangout plan so we don’t dob ourselves in by accident

by Alan,Steve! March 26, 2021