quad-parked

Similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking spaces. This is a defensive measure taken by pompous snobs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . A traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a "I dont give a fuck" diagonal formation (see hexa-park).

Today I saw this pretentious prick pull into the Best Buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his PT Cruiser. Who does he think he is taking up four spots?

The Tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom's audi.

by kitty_lover111 November 30, 2011

Alison park

Notoriously dangerous park in Randwick sydney known for its stabbings, gay bashings and emo bashings. Home to beer lord and also that cunt who does rocket ollies on a skateboard who looks like Ben stiller.

Grown men walk through Alison park at night and don't come out alive

by MikeHunt51961319313 May 15, 2021

Daniel Parkes

A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.

Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?

I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!

I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!

by The Russler650 May 28, 2012

park river

Park River is a small town in North Eastern North Dakota. Park River is part of Walsh County, known as Booze County, so alcoholics are welcome. PR is about 10 miles away from the town of Grafton, a Mexican refugee camp, in which will satisfy all of your drug needs. Park River is home of the Aggies, where all sports are overrated. If you’re a rich prick and want your kids to grow up in a sheltered community, this town is just for you. Ever heard of our parks and dams, known as Homme Dam? If you haven’t, don’t feel bad, no one has, other than the fact that it’s known for its toxic algae. If you’re an early bird to bed, might wanna change that routine, there’s usually a couple of Yee Haw Hicks roaming around town either brapping their pipes or drifting every corner they can.

Park River is a town in North Eastern North Dakota

by Iykyk2506 November 25, 2019

easthampstead park

A school in england in the county birkshire, bracknell. It is the worst school in Bracknell and is filled with ugly orange chavs and clapped roadmen. The teachers don’t know how to do their job and they say the n word. This school smells like utter shit but the cafeteria food bangs. Honestly don’t send your children here they will become your worst nightmare or they will just wanna commit suicide. It’s complete utter shit and no one likes this school. Clownery

“ do you know about that school called Easthampstead park?”

“Yeah I heard it’s utter shit”

by lovelypeaches103 March 6, 2020

War-Parking

Sitting in the parking lot of a place with free wifi because you are too cheap to go in.

Joey: I once spent four hours working in a Buffalo Wild-Wings parking lot so I could use their free wifi
Robert: War-Parking?

by ramses0 September 4, 2009

South Park

South Park is an adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network that takes a satirical view on current issues in the U.S. and around world.

South Park makes fun of society's ignorance and prejudice.

Ignore the vulgar delivery, and South Park is the most clever show on television.

by ThisAintOP July 12, 2016