Scenario Nut

The instance when you masturbate to a scenario that occurred earlier. Your mind manipulates the situation, and you imagines the way it could’ve gone. The ejaculation usually feels very good.

“Today when I saw that cute girl in a swim suit during health, I thought about it later and busted a scenario nut thinking about how I could have fucked her.”

by abcdefgnow March 16, 2019

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Visca Nut

Over the top reaction to a mediocre video

Daniel: “did you like Master and Commander?”
Paul: “oh my god it was so amazing...best film”
Daniel: “visca nut”

by fckingrusselcrowe June 19, 2018

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The Red Nut is attained by sprinting towards a chain-linked fence and proceeding to vault the fence, whilst vaulting you scrape the scrotum against the metal wiring at the top of the fence. Once landing has been achieved you witness blood running down your leg followed by a pink tainted goop. This is the testicle that has been severed from the sac. The blood covered testicle is known as The Red Nut.

Did you see what happened to Timmy? Heard he got The Red Nut.

by DyrEducation August 15, 2018

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Nut Gag

Choking on a males sperm bank during sloppy top
Used to get over a frustration or fight

This girl is great at nut gagging
My homework last night was a nut gag

by Ohhh daddy chill September 6, 2022

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Nuts in a Noose

Being put in a difficult situation, especially one that is unpleasant and involves money. Similar: a Tough Spot.

Friend A: "Hey bro, can you please lend me $500?" Friend B: "Idk bro, that's a lot of money, you're really putting my nuts in a noose asking me to do this."

by dP69KC October 17, 2022

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