When a friend tells you they are gonna hang and you are expecting them to come through, but then they flake out every time.
John: Hey man I can't wait to see you guys at the party!
James: Hell yea man, I'll see you there!
*6 Hours Later*
James: Hey, where you at man!?
John: Sorry I couldn't make it, I got busy.
James: Aww, come on man, stop pumpin nuts!
James: Hell yea man, I'll see you there!
*6 Hours Later*
James: Hey, where you at man!?
John: Sorry I couldn't make it, I got busy.
James: Aww, come on man, stop pumpin nuts!
by RonJerm May 20, 2023
Being put in a difficult situation, especially one that is unpleasant and involves money. Similar: a Tough Spot.
Friend A: "Hey bro, can you please lend me $500?" Friend B: "Idk bro, that's a lot of money, you're really putting my nuts in a noose asking me to do this."
by dP69KC October 17, 2022
The Red Nut is attained by sprinting towards a chain-linked fence and proceeding to vault the fence, whilst vaulting you scrape the scrotum against the metal wiring at the top of the fence. Once landing has been achieved you witness blood running down your leg followed by a pink tainted goop. This is the testicle that has been severed from the sac. The blood covered testicle is known as The Red Nut.
by DyrEducation August 16, 2018
Daniel: “did you like Master and Commander?”
Paul: “oh my god it was so amazing...best film”
Daniel: “visca nut”
Paul: “oh my god it was so amazing...best film”
Daniel: “visca nut”
by fckingrusselcrowe June 19, 2018
by Chris&Annee February 17, 2021
The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.
by HomeAlone October 30, 2018
used to say that someone is laggig in their work or falling behind dragging the "whole team" down
derived from the term "not the sharpest tool in the shed" well a "rusty nut" is not even in the shed its that random thing you found in your yard that you keep just in case you find what it goes to
derived from the term "not the sharpest tool in the shed" well a "rusty nut" is not even in the shed its that random thing you found in your yard that you keep just in case you find what it goes to
by N8andmcdcrew August 04, 2009