dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

Chopy Chop

A very delicious pork chop!

OMG BRITNEY! Your Chopy Chop is amazingly good!!

by Chopy Chop June 15, 2018

chop happy

When a hairdresser cuts off way more hair than he/she said she would

Oh my god! My hair is so short. She got a little too chop happy

by Divine92 November 27, 2014

gay chops

The one asshole who wants to be your gf/bf and you decline

Don’t want to be your gf/bf gay chops

by #by griffeticrazis October 18, 2021

Charlie Chop

Taking a big piece of wood and dealing somebody in the forehead

I Charlie Chop him for being a jerk, and his head was bleeding!

by tatGekyGuy January 22, 2017

chopping cookies

Basically another term for jerking off. If you put cookies in a cup of ice cream and use the spoon to "chop the cookies", it looks like you're masturbating.

Hey Doug you look tired. You look like you were chopping cookies all night

by O÷ May 21, 2018

Heart chop

It's when you deliver a karate chop directly to ones heart. And statistically 100% of all heart chop victims die afterwards.

Caleb stepped on jamies shoe and was immediately heart chopped. And died.

by Cuhleb&jamal May 28, 2011