Owen

A tall boy with fluffy hair. he plays basketball with mediocre effort and is lowkey a mega fag. He should probably take a shower, and is balding heavily. Needs to seriously think about his sexuality. What a huge shithead.

THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE ALAN!!!

Guy 1: That guys being such an Owen ass motherfucker
Guy 2: Yeah what a fucking fagbag.
Owen: what the fuck did I do?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Shut the fuck up owen.

by BlacksburgDEMON February 26, 2025

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Owen

Owen is evil. At first glance, he can come off as charming and charismatic (you might even fall for it) but beneath the surface, he is a cruel person. He loves to exploit details told in confidence to him and if you get on his bad side even through no fault of your own, he will make it his mission to ruin your life or anyone that you are friends with.

Additionally, an Owen is very good at making others feel insulted through out-of-pocket remarks that he says are jokes but are incredibly mysogynistic and derogatory. Because of this, he has no true friends surrounding him, only dimwits that watch his bridges burn like the 7th circle of hell he controls.

Lastly, Owens are terrible friends and will not do anything for you despite you doing whatever you can for them. They will always put whatever they deem fit before you despite how minuscule that thing may be. Owen is the one person that you should never let in and/or keep in your life because if you do he will make you regret it.

Boy: hey, how’s it going?
Owen: hey!
Boy punches him in the face

by fhucfhghuijhgcfhgyuoijlhgfh August 12, 2023

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