The Man who makes Chuck Norris look like Richard Simmons.
If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
If you have seen the movie Shoot 'Em Up you know what I speak of...this man can kill you with a carrot...
The Baddest S.O.B on any action movie...Bruce Willis comes in second to this guy
He is a badass british actor who can kill 50 men at one time with a gun in his left and a baby in his right.
you know what that's like...o wait you dont because you're not Clive Owen
"Chuck Norris should watch his ass, here comes Clive Owen (Smith)"
Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"
Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".
Donna: "Who are you Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I'm a British Nanny and I'm Dangerous"
Hertz: "What's a matter, you don't like that story? Why dont you tell me one...I know, how about the one with the woman and the baby"!
Smith: "Maybe later, when i'm putting you to sleep".
by Black Knight17 January 16, 2008
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My girlfriend kept on pussy owling when I fucked her last night.
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I thought there was an owl outside my window but it was just Sandra's vagina's pussy owls.
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Where a woman rides you cowgirl position, during this sge reaches behind her and snatches the exposed males jewels and stuffs them into her anus. This causes the male to scream like the Tasmanian masked owl to which the female mimics.
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Fuck mate, my balls are still recovering from Sarah shoving them up her ass. I love it when she whips out a screaming owl.
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