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Puss nut

A person who is acting like a complete weak ass bitch/asshole.
Wtf he did that to you, he's such a puss nut.
by Buttnugget246 March 12, 2018
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Nut Flu

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.
No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.
by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019
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cry nut

A cry nut occurs when one is jacking it to something so wholesome that one can't help but cry as they cum.
Some Bro: Bro I was reading Will You Marry Me and when they started fucking I couldn't help but shed a tear.
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...
by HailToTheRetarded December 22, 2019
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nut chomper

A woman who bitches at a man to the point where he feels she might start chewing on his nuts.
"Man, my girlfriend yells at me so much when she gets mad. She's a real nut chomper."
by DJ Andre October 15, 2009
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Cuck Nut

When you are violently knocked out right before cumming but you still cum in the unconscious state therefore removing all the satisfaction of the nut
I was jacking off for an hour but then my roommate hit me with a bat in the head. What a fucking cuck nut
by Alacktor November 15, 2019
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Infinity Nut

The process of having an orgasm so intense that you accidentally cause half of the universe to cease existing in a single moment.
I didn't mean to Infinity Nut and i'm really sorry about your family but, in my defense, that chick was really slobbing dat knob...
by ThatAirlineFood May 23, 2018
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Nut Hugger

A male who sucks up to and idolizes another male. Someone who basically worships other guys because he is so pathetic himself.
Gee that Fabian Flores is a real nut hugger. He's totally and completely on Sharky's dick.
by JJ Plant October 22, 2014
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