nerd offset credit

Activities or hobbies done by a nerd so that they will seem less nerdy to other people.

Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.

Jim - "So I just started taking salsa dance lessons."
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"

by leep80 May 8, 2008

nerd-a-stud

A rare breed of intellect and studliness combined. Usually used for self-appraisal.

If someone said nerdalert in your direction, you can respond back by saying "i'm a nerd-a-stud!"

by Jon Kong March 10, 2009

nerd bingo

When two or more people engage in a particularly dorky, off topic conversation which likely has little to no interest by the common person.

"Hey did you hear those two dorks playing nerd bingo? One of them asked me if I knew that black silicon is between 100 and 500 times more sensitive to light than conventional silicon, and could be used to revolutionize solar energy generation? What a douche!"

by spyhd3r October 14, 2009

nerd

Also called an intellectual bad-ass

Person 1: You're such a nerd!
Person 2: Excuse me?! We prefer the term "intellectual bad-ass"

by dananannana April 30, 2010

Nerd

a person in which is both academically inclined and fans over things.

"he is such a nerd for liking Star vs. the Forces of Evil"

by lilypad1207cupcake January 8, 2016

nerd

you

look in the mirror, you is a nerd

by TheMilkMaster126 November 14, 2018

data nerd

When a person is into data to the point of a sexual fetish. Alternatively, one could define the term as a nerd who really likes statistics.

A: "Here we've got the incidence of the word "photon" in science articles over the course of history."
B: "I'm sorry, is this relatively to all the articles, or is it an absolute number?"
A: "Absolute."
B: "The amount of science articles also grew exponentially, are you sure this graph of yours says anything of substance?"
A: "Fuck off, go be a data nerd somewhere else.

by tautologist August 5, 2016