Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

Nat Nat Needs A Pat Pat Senior

a dumbass bitch that lives on the street

You do not want to be Nat Nat Needs A Pat Pat Senior

by Duma$$ Bi$h October 17, 2019

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Do you need that

When someone offends you and you can ask them the phrase as if they need that feeling of offending you.

Summer: you look fat.

Y/n : do you need that?

by Dououneedthat June 1, 2025

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by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025

i need to do my homework

u dont know why u cant do ur homework? simple. bec- AHHH ITS A FUCKING LESBIAN

person 1: why cant i do my homework

person 2: because ur too busy searching up random definitions in urban dictionary like i need to do my homework

by whydoiexistbro March 2, 2023

I don't need a present

Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.

John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.

by cookiejack December 19, 2020