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Bageling

The act of of massaging a woman's areola with ones tounge where the actual nip is like an inverted bagel hole.
Last night Jake was bageling the shit out of marselina as a kind act of foreplay.
by Dobb_sss October 6, 2016
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Magel fk Bagel

Magel fk Bagel is another name for a sentence and for a wild stamp
Hey look that is a wild Magel fk Bagel
by Jdfkg January 30, 2018
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Bagel

I worshipped the bagel.
by The all seeing hat February 14, 2022
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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Bagel

When someone fucks something up really bad or “screws the pooch”.
Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure
by Dantony milne November 22, 2020
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Bagel Wrangler

One who wrangles bagels for pleasure.
Person 1: Hey you see Maxwell today at Einstein bros?
Person 2: Haha ya, she was taking those bagels down
Person 1: The best Bagel Wrangler around
by OGbagel August 14, 2019
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Finagle the bagel

Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯

Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
by The AB Finagler May 2, 2019
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