The act of of massaging a woman's areola with ones tounge where the actual nip is like an inverted bagel hole.
by Dobb_sss October 6, 2016

by Jdfkg January 30, 2018

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020

Guy1: Did you see joe talking to that stacked French girl? He shit his pants mid conversation.
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure
Guy2: Yeah it was rough to watch, that was a real bagel on his part.
Guy1: Yeah he bageled that shit for sure
by Dantony milne November 22, 2020

Person 1: Hey you see Maxwell today at Einstein bros?
Person 2: Haha ya, she was taking those bagels down
Person 1: The best Bagel Wrangler around
Person 2: Haha ya, she was taking those bagels down
Person 1: The best Bagel Wrangler around
by OGbagel August 14, 2019

Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯
Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯
Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
by The AB Finagler May 2, 2019
