Michael

a good friend like jimmy

person 1: Michael is such a terrible person.

person 2: Yeah but at least he's a good friend like jimmy.

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpolik April 11, 2019

Michael

Michael is a German politician and leader of the Nazi Party. He rose to power as Chancellor of Germany in 1933 and later Führer in 1934. During his dictatorship from 1933 to 1945, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland in September 1939.

Damn, there goes Michael. Retard.

by KaleNVG June 11, 2019

Michael

This guy smokes dick, gives lapjobs, handjobs, you name something gay, he does it. His fetish is a gay 69 yr uncle to fart on his balls. He's into cock and ball torture, covered in white stuff and a furry

Michael is gay

by Toykat September 5, 2019

Michael

A black lil shit who is all tough on xbox.But in real life snaps like a stick.A birch wood stick

That kid is so fucking skinny!is his name Michael?

by IMFUCKINGPISSINGANDSHITTING October 11, 2019

Michael

Usually Shy Of Girls And dates fat bitches

Your pulling a Michael

by Kathy serg May 21, 2018

michael

The best character in Be More Chill. Jeremy betrayed him. But Michael still gave him red Mountain Dew because the squip is an ###

Jeremy decided to ignore Michael because he wanted to upgrade the squip.

by A A A A AA A A A A A A A AA A6 April 21, 2018

Michael

Short for a black guy. Sucks at hooping. Thinks he can get bitches but can’t. Use tinder for a living. Also has no drip

If you see a short black guy with no drip he must be a Michael.

by TheLaw22 January 22, 2020