Marios

Marios is usually a blonde, sexy mothafuka, who is an athletic BEAST and women fucking love him. He'll also beat your ass if u make him mad

John: look! Its marios, dont provoke him or he will beat our ass

by xenojohn February 12, 2021

Mario

funny Italian man who saves the princess and has funny mustache

“HE’S A PLUMBER NAMED MARIO, WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING??”
“i save-a the princess!”

by peripheral glag May 15, 2025

Mario

Mario is the kind of man that sleeps all day long, never works out and has never done the dishes. He doesn’t know how to pass Math 1, and neither do his dumb friends Eduard & Peter. He is a racist, even tho he’s Chinese. And a queer. He usually has sex with rabbits. He is bald, and an idiot, but he is my baby brother and I love him.

Look at that pile of dishes, you’re such a Mario.
Stop fucking that rabbit, you’re so Mario.
He hasn’t gotten out of bed all day, he’s pulling a Mario.

by Marhugva November 21, 2021

Mario

The fat Italian plumber that stomped on turtles for points and saves a princess that keeps getting kidnapped by a giant turtle.

"Mario you haven't payed your taxes in years". -Luigi

by ControllingPatterns May 04, 2022

Mario

Mario is a very reliable person. He has an attractive smile. He's like a father to his friends. He's a good boy, but a bad boy in bed. I love his eyes, because sometimes they talk. He's rational, but sensitive. He looks good in white v-neck shirt. He has his own ways to love you, you will get confused at first, but you will always long for it at the end. He deserves the world. He could be the best thing that could ever happen to you. Worth to treasure!

I wish I still have Mario with me.

by don'tcry June 08, 2021

mario

a fucking idiot, but he also has a small dick. Mario will never pull a girl in his life. Mario will forever be alone

"OMG Mario is such a loser, you don't want to be a Mario."

by lopez_mario_4 June 13, 2024

Mario

A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.

Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?

Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.

Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.

by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022