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maddieism 

When one friendzones someone only to later fall in love with them after an extended period of time, resuylting in getting rejected by them as they have moved on.
John:Hey, you know that girl that used to like me?
Carl:Yeah, what about her?
John:Well today I told her that I felt the same way.
Carl:and?
John:She said she had moved on.
Carl:Tough break man, it looks like you are suffering from a bad case of maddieism.
maddieism by llamabeef September 4, 2013

Madden and chill 

When you have no social life and no girl to call to come over to "Netflix and chill". A subtle way to say you'll be at home, alone, watching porn.
Status update-" wow... home on a Friday night again. I can get used to this. Madden and chill time."
Madden and chill by Dr Tra December 21, 2015
A beautiful, talented girl who will never let you down. Maddie's are most likely to date boys with the name {tom} and if you meet a maddie, don't leave her, because her blinding beauty will draw you back in like a yo-yo and string. Maddie is one of the best friends you will ever have, she is amazing to be around and will always pick you up if you fall. Maddie's are usally very talented singers but will be shy when it comes to preforming in front of big crowds. Maddie has a great sense of humour and will make you laugh until your stomach aches, she is shy at first but when you get to know her she is very very loud and obnoxious. Maddie will alway be there for all your problems from a breakup to your makeup. Maddie has long, brown hair and sparkling brown eyes. Maddie is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet and her ability to make you smile will keep you with her forever. She will fall but look good doing it and is know for her natural beauty but is also a very talented makeup artist.
Person 1: "she is such a beautiful person and an amazing friend!"
Person 2: "she must be a maddie!"
Maddie by Unknown 879 April 18, 2018
The nick name that you give your best friend especially when their name is Maddy or Madalena.

This is very useful in all situations. When you are mad at them, happy with them, sad with them, and so much more.
Happy: " I was rolling rolling rolling with the madders madders madders..."
Sad: " OMG Madders you can't just ignore me all day then facetime me at 12:30 A.M. "
Mad: " WTF Maddy I don't even want to call you Madders anymore TBH"
Madders by nitilena July 11, 2018
The greatest person you’ll ever find. She is an incredible friend and sometimes she is crazy and funny and she is also very good at comforting people when necessary. You will never forget her. (She also loves to rock and roll.)

The Madden 

A sexual possision that involves fisting a girl whilst having anal with her at the same time. The possision is most sucessful when cock and fist are alternated in a piston style motion.
"I gave this girl The Madden last night. And this morning"
The Madden by AJP86 October 28, 2008