Looby Loo

A man who refuses to acknowledge or admit his uncontrollable lust for a woman.

Limes: Oh I'm sorry you're feeling low dearest. Shall I get Cheryl to come and see you? I bet she'll cheer you up.

Stu: I don't think I could cope with Cheryl. Lovely though she is, she scares me.

Limes: Oh Looby Loo...........!

by QueenofConsciousness October 11, 2010

Colon Lobster

1.Its Like Crabs But In Ur Ass.
2.Its what u get after letting a gay guy put a gerbil in ur ass.
3.ur mom

Omg David you are such a Colon lobster!

by Ass goblin 420 August 22, 2009

loob

to call someone a loob is to call them a loser noob
hence the word "loob"

you're such a loob.

by jumpshot_sweetie July 31, 2009

Lobster Bib

A Superman/Pearl Necklace hybrid. When your significant other is sleeping, on their back, you sneek around to their side of the bed and rub one off, finishing on or around the neck area. You then, place the bed sheet over the Pearl Necklace. If performed correctly, the sheet should stick and give the effect of a lobster bib upon their waking up.

My girl fell asleep before I got some lastnight, so i gave her a lobster bib before I left.

by Russell Crow 184 July 8, 2009

red lobster

a sexual act wherein a man fists a menstruating woman and pinches her cervix

"After I removed Jane's tampon with my teeth, she writhed in ecstasy as I gave her a red lobster"

by MJO/BEL September 29, 2006

Cock Lobsters

Cock Lobsters are craps.

God my balls itch, must be those damn cock lobsters.

by Zaggerty September 24, 2005

lobster tail

Getting head for a constant hour. The cock emerges having a striking resemblence to a lobster tail.

Damn girl, you gave me one hellacious lobster tail. (girl) "YES!!!"

by Biano March 31, 2003