licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.

she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

by miss ma’am July 25, 2021

licking paper

To talk to yourself a lot while reflecting on incorrect or outdated trivia questions in chat rooms

That one chick is always licking paper instead of just googling the answer

by WonTooThree July 31, 2021

Loakingopandrevus

1. A loakingopandrevus is a person who is addicted to something they will never stop doing.

Sally: OMG did you see him? I talked to him and he didn't even look at me, he just started at his phone. what a loakingopandrevus.

by Wolfie the boss October 14, 2021

LackingAName

A pet name for a new puppy you haven't named yet

"Whats your dog called?" He's LackingAName

by LCRP ZOOKEEPER November 8, 2021

Looking fish

Suspicious , acting fishy, looking like a suspect

My wedding ring went missing while my dead beat brother and his girlfriend were visiting. They left abruptly and now my always broke brother came into a chunk of money and goes on vacation. I can’t prove anything but the are looking fish.

by YolandaCampbell August 9, 2021

Looking for girls with printers

When men on dating sites are looking for woman to have sex and have a kid with.

The women is referred to as a printer because men give her the ink (sperm) and it 'prints' kids.

(On Tinder profile)

Looking for girls with printers.

by AYAUS August 25, 2021

Licking their toe

When one is trying to get on the good side of someone else in order to extract a favor or other good from them. Targets of the toe lick maneuver are commonly professors, parents, or significant others.

"I really needed a grade boost, so I was licking their toe pretty hard in the course evaluation."

"Not to lick your toe or anything, but your eyes are like fucking diamonds and your brain is magnificent. Just to be clear, not licking any toes here."

by ToeLicker7 December 17, 2021