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Lindsay Lohan

An actress/singer somewhat in the likes of Hilary Duff. Nowadays she is battling a rumor that she had bullemia (although she did mysteriously lose a lot of weight) and trying to shake her disney-girl image by returning to her natural hair color and doing much more rock-type music.

Lohan is a popular subject among people who have nothing better to do than to insult people online. Contrary to popular belief, she CAN act quite well, she IS very good-looking, she did NOT get a boob job, and there is no denying that she CAN carry a tune. She's starting to get rid of her teen idol image and be more of a talent but first she has to stop being a celebrity sellout bitch.
Prep: oh emm geee. I <3 lindsay lohan's first CD
Punk: shut up bitch her second CD was good but the first was pop.
by family tree-strings January 22, 2006
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blurred lines

When you just drink so much it isn't possible to see.
"Hey Jim are you alright"
"No mark I can't see, I think I'm going blind I hate these blurred lines"
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Lindsay

Can anyone say.....WHORE? Skanky, boobless, stripper, slut. Love to try to seduce married men with her high pitched voice (almost like a siren). If your husband ever comes in contact better stop that quick because she all about using and losing the prick.
Oh my god look at that Lindsay, shes soooo skanky.
by REVENGE IS COMING September 21, 2018
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elephant lines

Am initiation game where contestant form a line and stick their thumb up the persons ass in front of them and put their other thumb in their mouth and walk around while the leader yells switch and the contestants must switch thumbs.
To got into the KOK fraternity I had to do elephant lines for an hour....my breath ended up smelling like shit for a week!
by Jack Hoffman December 23, 2006
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Lay-up lines

Hashtag swag MUST do this to win basketball games. It helps people MAKE free throws AND rebound.
"Alright guys, lay-up lines!"

or

"Lay-up lines!!!"
by twinelsona March 14, 2012
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Lenus

A Celtic healing god who was a member of the Treveri Trible of eastern Gaul. The tribal grounds included large sanctuaries where there once existed medicinal springs in various parts of now what is known as Germany. Although legend states he is no longer with us, his divine presence is channelled and can be felt though mortals. Therefore, it can be said his energy remains within the collective conscious.

Lenus is the protector of the tribe, bestower of health and general good fortune to whoever he comes in contact with. A very wealthy God both in his heart and materially, he uses this to encourage others to grow and strive for success. He's a kind and gentle God who is admired for his Godly good looks and is even known to exude an irresistible charm and sexual appeal which attracted many of the Celtic Goddesses of that time. His strength, both internal and physical, is like no other God of that time. He has the ability to heal a hurting soul and protect an endangered one, all while using his sharp yet sweet humorous intellect. Also known to be the tribal advisor, he heals millions of civilians through his mystical voice and words. Also known to create masses of laughter with his wonderful sense of humor. Ancamna, his divine Celtic partner, adores him and supports him through out their journey and together they help heal the lands through love, compassion and protection. Their energies are still felt today and work through human beings.
Lenus - God of the Treveri Tribe: healer, protector, lover and bestower of good fortune. A true God in the form of a human
by The lenus June 2, 2010
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Lindsay's cupcakes

Also known as "muddy underoos."
This is a phrase used to describe when a female's undergarments are exposed, and the viewer can clearly see splotches of fecal matter.
This even is most commonly associated with fat whores and white women named "Lindsay" (i.e., Lindsay Lohan).
Panties adorned with cupcakes are worth bonus points, and are dubbed "chocolate cupcakes."
Person A: "I heard that on the set of Lindsay Lohan's new movie, she vomited all over herself, and then passed out on the floor with her fanny in the air!"

Person B: "Yeah, I heard! Everyone was able to see Lindsay's cupcakes!"

<Person A vomits>
by VeXxX September 22, 2010
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